| CAT PHRASE: |
MEANING: |
| Miaow |
Feed me. |
| Meeow |
Pet me. |
| Mrooww |
I love you. |
| Miioo-oo-oo |
I am in love and must meet my betrothed
outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up. |
| Mrow |
I feel like making noise. |
| Rrrow-mawww |
Please, the time has come to tidy the cat
box. |
| Rrrow-miawww |
I have remedied the cat box untidiness by
shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical. |
| Miaowmiaow |
Play with me. |
| Miaowmioaw |
Have you noticed the shortage of available
cat toys in this room? |
| Mioawmioaw |
Since I can find nothing better to play
with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece
of furniture. |
| Raowwwww |
I think I shall now spend time licking the
most private parts of my anatomy. |
| Mrowwwww |
I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some
of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet. |
| Roww-maww-roww |
I am so glad to see that you have returned
home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your
legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen. |
| Gakk-ak-ak |
My digestive passages seem to have formed
a hairball. Wherever could this have come from? I shall leave it here upon
the carpeting. |
| Mmow |
Snuggling is a good idea. |
| Moww |
Shedding is pretty good, too. |
| Mowww! |
I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in
the warm clean laundry until you removed me so unkindly. |
| Miaow! Miaow! |
I have discovered that, although one may
be able to wedge his body through the gap behind the stove and into that
little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more
difficult to navigate. |
| Mraakk! |
Oh, small bird! Please come over here. |
| Ssssroww! |
I believe that I have found a woodchuck
or similar animal. |
| Mmmrowmmm |
It is certain that the best tasting fish
is one you have caught yourself. |
| Mmmmmmm |
If I sit in the sunshine for another hour
or so, I think I shall be satisfied. |
| Mreoaw |
Please ask room service to send up another
can of tunafish. |
| Mreeeow |
Do you serve catnip with that? |
| Mroow |
I have forced my body into a tiny space
in order to look cute.
How'm I doin? |
| Miaooww! Mriaow! |
Since you are using the can opener, I am
certain that you understand the value of a well-fed and pampered cat. Please
continue. |
