"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and
will pee on your computer."        - Bruce Graham

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." 
- Unknown

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats
have never forgotten this." - Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull
a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." 
- Ellen Perry Berkeley

"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get
back to you later." - Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a
good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next
life." - Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are
all owned by cats." - Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine

"No heaven will not ever be Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." - Unknown

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music
and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."

"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True,
and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." - Colonial American proverb

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm
to ask for what you want." -Joseph Wood Krutch