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| Hey Cat, get off that..! -NO CARRIER-
A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs. "Bother," said Pooh as he pulled the cat off his face Cats are around to remind us why we need opposable thumbs. Don't blame the cat. What would you do if someone sat on you? Honey, I, uh, formatted the cat. "I like my food to move!" * Cat "I'm gonna eat you little fishy!" * Cat "It's mine! The fish is mine!" -- The Cat "meooOOW!" SPLAT! "wooOOF!" SPLAT! (raining cats & dogs) "My cat's breath smells like cat food." -- Ralph Wiggum Never try to outstubborn a cat.... "The cat was created when the lion sneezed." -- Arab Myth "The cat's eaten it." "Has he?" "She, sir." "What now?" "The cat's eaten it." "Why don't you pet the cat?" "The cat? What's the point?" "You can tell all that from a photograph?" -- The Cat ... And God said "LET THERE BE CATS!" ..... And was ignored. 7 cats is a purrfect number 9 out of 10 cats prefer Logitech mice. 9 out of 10 cats prefer Microsoft mice 99% of ferrets are recycled cats! A cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air. A cat is a terrible thing to waste... Drive safely. A cat is easier to train than a Moderator. A cat is just a bundle of purr. A Cat is the Universe's way of showing up purrfection... A cat is, above all things, a dramatist. A cat is not, above all things, an ingredient of Chop Suey! A cat pelt is nothing at all like a cat. A cat still needs someone to be independent *of*. A cat stretches from one end of my childhood to the other. A cat will assume the shape of its container. A cat will blink when struck with a hammer. And the plural of house is....CAT.....'Hmmmm' And what are cat diapers called? PamPurrs? Anything not nailed down is a cat toy. Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be. Are cats really intelligent aliens taking over the earth? Aren't cats just the cutest widdle furry balls of love? Aren't cats just widdle furry balls of love? At such times, the wise cat retires to meditate. Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the Cat? (Y/n) Be smart as a cat. Make a friend of your enemy's enemy. Bother! said Pooh, as he fed his cat... to his dog. Bother! said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face Bother! said Pooh, as he stepped on the cat's tail. Call my cat? No, I just run the can opener... Call my cat?! [hehehe] No, I just run the can opener ... Can you imagine 1,000 cats agreeing to do *anything*? Can you imagine conning eight cats into pulling a sled? Cat (kat') n. Dog with an attitude problem. CAT (n.): 1. Furry keyboard cover. 2. Alarm clock. CAT (n.): 1. Furry keyboard cover. 2. Fur ball puker Cat + unattended keyboard = garbage all over screen. Cat Bathing Is A Martial Art. Cat Game #6: fit into the smallest space possible. Cat HAIR all over the keyboard. Don't blame me for spelling errors. Cat on the modem, when the carrier fell. Cat Problem: Picking hair off your keyboard. Cat Rule #2: When in doubt, cop an attitude. Cat Rule #3:Climb your way to the top, that's why the drapes are there Cat Toy (n): Any object on the ground. Cat's aren't clean, they're covered with cat spit! Cat-aholic: Can't stop bringing cats home. CAT.COM started. Computer will furball in five seconds. Cat: Ethereal music wreathed in mystery. Cat: Small animal when defurred, resembles Chinese food. Cat: A dog with an attitude problem. Cat: a nice animal, frequently mistaken for a meatloaf. Cat: Ethereal music wreathed in mystery. Cat: Furry keyboard cover. CAT: I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here... Catalyst (n): an alphabetical listing of cats CATALYST n. an alphabetical list of Italian cats. CATFOOD??!!?? You woke me up for a lousy can of CATFOOD??!!?? Catholic (n.) A cat with a drinking problem. Catholic: Can't stop bringing cats home. CATifornia: The sunshine state for cats. Cats *are* the higher purpose of the universe. Cats - by Ann Gora Cats and ferrets *don't* have the same paw prints. I neutered my cat. Now he's a consultant. I thought I saw a Puddy Cat..... I understand cats, men are the mystery! I understand life and the universe. Cats are beyond me.... I was a cat in my other lives. I'd love to, but I have to floss my cat! I'd love to, but I've dedicated my life to linguini! I'd love to, but I have to floss my cat. I'd love to, but I've dedicated my life to linguini. I'm a cat, hear me roar, I am too big to be ignored - Garfield I'm busier than a one eyed cat watching two mouse holes. I'm just putting your cat out, Dear. (Through the keyhole.) I've tried birds, dogs, cats & fish - Pet peeves are best. If a stud cat gets fixed, its broken... If cats bought cat food, it would wiggle. If I throw a cat out the car window, is it kitty litter? If you butter a cat's back, what side would it land on? If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat. If you would know a man, observe how your cat treats him. In a cat's eyes all things belong to cats. In the dark, all cats are gray. In the eyes of a cat, all wisdom may be found. In Ulthar, no man may kill a cat. Innuendo: Where your cat sits to look outside at the birds. Is that a hairball in your tagline or is the cat back? Is yours a real cat, or does it come when you call it? It is better to feed one cat than many mice. It is in his own interest that a cat purrs. It works better if you plug it in. Unless it's the cat. It's 11:00 pm, do you know what your cats are shredding? It's always darkest before you step on the cat. It's either country music, or nine cats in heat.... It's either rap music, or nine cats in heat.... It's sunning cats and dogs. It's the cat's house. We just pay the mortgage. Kiss cat for service. Kiss a cat, you might like it. Lawyer: A cat who settles disputes between mice. Life is like a cat with a guitar. I don't know why. Look what the cat dragged in!" "#FN@?" Love cats? They spit on their hands and rub it all over! McDonald's Hamburger 69¢.....Kal Can cat food 89¢..Hmmmm? |
