The second flea said "Not too good, I think it is because I live in this Rock Star's Beard. What with all of the wind and noise, I can never get any sleep!"

The first flea said "Heh! Man you should try living where I am living! I'm in a nice warm pussy, and it's so soft! I think I am in flea Heaven."

The second flea said that he would try it out. A couple days later, the two fleas met again and the first flea asked the other how he was feeling, and the second flea replied, "Not too good, I went to that nice, warm, hairy pussy you were telling me about. It was so nice! Well, I fell asleep, and when I woke up, I was back with the rock star....!"