After a week or so, he begins to get some natural urgin's. . .so he asks his tent-mate what a man is to do to take care of these very necessary needs. . . his mate takes him out back to a big rain barrel with a hole in the side, and tells the guy to stick his willy in the hole, the kid does, and has the most wonderful feeling gratifying experience of his young life!

He was ecstatic! He asked his mate how often the barrel was available; his mate tells him every day except thursday.

"Why not Thursdays?" asks the kid.

"Because that's the day that it is YOUR turn in the barrel," was the reply.