| An elderly woman went to her doctor's office
and said that she wanted the doctor to prescribe some birth control pills
for her.
After inquiring why, and getting nowhere, the doctor decided that they wouldn't hurt her and gave her the prescription to keep her happy. A few months later when the woman was back in the office the doctor asked her how the birth control pills were working. The woman replied, "They're working great. I'm sleeping like a baby." The doctor, wanting to avoid confusion, told the woman, "Those are birth control pills, not sleeping pills that I gave you." The old woman smiled and looked at the doctor and said, "Well Doc, I get up each morning and put one of those pills in a glass of orange juice and give it to my granddaughter and I sleep like a baby." |