| A newlywed couple took a limousine to a
posh hotel for their wedding night.
The groom carried the blushing bride into the hotel lobby and exclaimed to the manager: "Sir, we are ready _ for some wild sex. Give me the best suite in the house!" "Certainly sir, would you like the bridal?" "Nah, that won't be necessary. I'll just hold on to her ears 'til she gets the hang of it!" |