Big vs. Small Busted Women
Big Busted Women
Small Busted Women
  • can get a taxi on the worst days
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  • don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
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  • have a neat place to carry spare change
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  • always look younger
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  • have always been the center of the arts
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  • find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
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  • make jogging a spectator sport
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  • can always see their toes and shoes
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  • can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
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  • can sleep on their stomachs
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  • have more negotiating power
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  • have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
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  • usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie 
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  • know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
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  • have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
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  • know that everything more than a handful is wasted
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  • always float better
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  • can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
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  • know where to look first for lost earrings
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  • can take aerobics class without running the risk of knocking themselves out
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  • rarely have to look for a slow dance partner
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  • can hug closer, nicer, and longer
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