There, naked as the day she was born, is a very ugly, smelly, obese lady lying there. The man appears curious, and she says to him: "screw me now, or climb the ladder to success." Naturally, he wastes no time in continuing the climb.

A minute or so later, he comes to a second cloud. There, just like the first, is a naked lady lying on the cloud. This one isn't as foul-looking or smelling as the first, but still isn't the guy's idea of even an average woman. She looks up at him, and says, "Screw me now, or climb the ladder to success." He doesn't want anything to do with her, and continues to climb.

After a minute or so, he comes to a third cloud. There, like the two before, is a naked lady lying on the cloud. She, at least, is average looking. She says to him, "Screw me now, or climb the ladder to success." The man pauses for a minute, but decides to see what's ahead. After all, he tells himself, the women are getting better and better, the higher I climb. So, after another minute, he continues to climb.

Upon reaching the fourth cloud, he see's an absolutely gorgeous blond lying there as naked as the rest. The man thinks she's stunning, and while he's standing there speechless, she says, "Fuck me now, or climb the ladder to success." Now, the man is perplexed. One the one hand, there's an absolutely devestating woman lying before him, on the other, as he's noted before, they keep getting better and better the higher he goes. After a long debate, he decides to move on.

So, up he climbs. This time, he reaches the very top of the ladder. There, staring down at him is a foul, 400 pound man, standing there naked. He's got great bushy armpit hair, and flies buzzing around his head. Not only that, but his odor is completely unbearable. The poor man looks around, seeing no one else...completely and utterly confused, he hesistantly asks the man, "Who are you?"

To which the man replies "I'm Cess."