| An old fellow went to his doctor to get
his physical. The doc checked him over closely, and said, "You're in pretty
good shape for a man your age. The only thing I found was that your dick
is orange. What do you do?"
The man said, "I don't really do much, I'm retired". The doctor said, Do you have any hobbies?". The old man replied, "I usually sit around all day, watching porno movies, and eating Cheetos." |