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you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie. 4) When in doubt shroud you spout. 5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner. 6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong. 7) If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it. 8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey. 9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter. 10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize. 11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick. 12) If you go into heat, package your meat. 13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis. 14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse. 15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member. 16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker. 17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool. 18) The right selection, is to protect your erection. 19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil. 20) A crank with armor, will never harm her. 21) If you really love her, wear a cover. 22) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake. 23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener. 24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket. 25) No glove, no love. 26) If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye. 27) Even if she's eager, protect her beaver. 28) No one likes a horse's ass, protect yourself at climax. 29) Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt. 30) Avoid a frown, contain your clown. 31) Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam. 32) Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed. 33) Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink. 34) The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground. 35) Cloak the joker before you poke her. 36) Encase that torch before you paint her porch. 37) Cape your throbber before you bob her. 38) After detection sheath your erection. 39) Before you penetrate hide your magistrate. 40) Don't surprise her plug your Geyser. 41) Cover that lumber before you pump her. 42) Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle. 43) She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle. 44) House your noodle then release your strudel. 45) Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound. 46) Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey. 47) Cage that snake then shake and bake. 48) Cover your peter it will be much neater. 49) Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore. 50) It's always funky to cage your monkey. 51) It won't be funny with a coatless dummy. 52) It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb. 53) It's not much money to catch your honey. 54) Don't be a fool cover your tool. 55) Hood that match then scratch that thatch. 56) Stitch that switch then itch her niche. 57) Wrap that tool to catch the drool. 58) It ain't no jibe to protect her hive. 59) Contain that sputum before you use him. 60) Restrain your log then plow her bog. 61) Glove your pecker before you check her. 62) Coat that slimmer before you prime her. 63) Condomize then womanize. 64) Cover old pete then grind her meat. 65) Guard your peter before you meet her. 66) Check your list before you tryst. 67) Wrap your bate before you mate. 68) Can your worm before you squirm. 69) Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe. 70) Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard. 71) Bag the mole then do her hole. 72) Cuff your carrot before you share it. 73) Jail your number then call the plumber. 74) Cover your vein then drive her insane. 75) Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle. 76) Protect your dink then fluff her mink. 77) Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern. 78) Hide ole harry then take her cherry. 79) Wrap that spout then bore her out. 80) Conceal your train, don't cause her pain. 81) Guard your bridge then do her ridge. 82) Shroud your trout then make her shout. 83) To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky. 84) Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers. 85) Wrap your spout to catch the trout. 86) Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel. 87) Cover your steamer before you ream her. 88) Protect that fish then dip it in the dish. 89) Contain that bass for a swim in her glass. |