The husband finally wised up to the fact
that his wife was less than faithful. He hired a private investigator to
follow her and in less than a week, had all the information that he needed
on the "other man". The husband convinced himself that his would still
be a loving and trustworthy marriage had not this S.O.B. come onto the
scene. Being a man of the 90's and all, he decided to handle the matter
in what he judged to be sophisticated and business-like manner. He sent
the following e-mail to his wife's lover:
| Sir, It has been brought to my attention
that for some time now you have been carrying on an affair with my wife.
So that we may settle this matter in an intelligent fashion, please be
at my office at 3 PM on Friday next. |
The "other man" was highly amused by the
husband's formal manner and sent the following reply:
| Dear Sir, I have received a copy of the
your mass mailing this morning. You may be advised that I will attend the
scheduled conference in your office's auditorium. |
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