Perhaps one of the
most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the
word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe
pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical
categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary)
and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John
really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck),
an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in john), or as a noun (Mary is a
terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful)
or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even
be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you
can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word
"fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be
used to describe many situations:
1. Greetings--- "How the fuck
are ya?"
2. Fraud--- "I got fucked
by the car dealer."
3. Resignation--- "Oh, fuck
it!"
4. Trouble--- "I guess I'm
fucked now."
5. Aggression--- "FUCK YOU!"
6. Disgust--- "Fuck me."
7. Confusion--- "What the
fuck.......?"
8. Difficulty--- "I don't
understand this fucking business!"
9. Despair--- "Fucked again..."
10. Pleasure--- "I fucking
couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure--- "What the
fuck is going on here?"
12. Lost--- "Where the fuck
are we."
13. Disbelief--- "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation--- "Up your
fucking ass!"
15. Denial--- "I didn't fucking
do it."
16. Perplexity--- "I know
fuck all about it."
17. Apathy--- "Who really
gives a fuck, anyhow?"
18. Suspicion--- "Who the
fuck are you?"
19. Panic--- "Let's get the
fuck out of here."
20. Directions--- "Fuck off."
21. Disbelief--- "How the
fuck did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical
description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time-
"It's five fucking thirty".
It can be used in business-
"How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherfucker".
It can be political- "Fuck
Castro!"
It has also been used by many
notable people throughout history:
"What the fuck was that?"
--- "Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking
Indians come from?"
--- General Custer
"Where the fuck is all this
water coming from?"
--- Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking
gun."
--- John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
--- Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking
roll."
--- Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive."
--- Commander of Space Shuttle
Challenger
"What fucking map?"
--- Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand
that."
--- Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like
her!"
--- Picasso
"How the fuck did you work
that out?"
--- Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking
ceiling?"
--- Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck."
--- Walt Disney
"Why?- Because it's fucking
there!"
--- Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose it's gonna
fucking rain?"
--- Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers
my ass."
--- Noah
"I need this parade like I
need a fucking hole in my head."
--- John F. Kennedy