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| Man... lamp... rub... genie! His first wish
is for $1,000,001.25 (might as well change it a little!).
POOF, etc. His second wish is to have a 12 inch penis. POOF! His final wish is the most beautiful woman on earth. The genie sighs. "All you guys ask for the same thing. Wealth, sexual prowess, women. Always so greedy." The man becomes impatient. "Hey, I get 3 wishes, and I asked for the most beautiful woman on earth! Let's go!" POOF! During the next few days, the genie, who's back in the lamp (union rules!), can feel the lamp being rubbed over and over again. The genie knows it's the same man (genies know these things!), so he tries to ignore it. But finally he can't take it any more. He comes out of the lamp. Sure enough, it's the same man. His mansion is filled with priceless items, and a beautiful woman is sitting on the sofa. The genie says, "I granted you 3 wishes! I cannot grant you more. What else would you possibly want?!" The man is sweating, and has an obvious throbbing in his pants! He says, "When I asked for this woman, I said `Let's go', NOT 'lesbo'!!" |