What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
Answer:Someday my prints will come.

What baseball team do ghosts like best?
Answer:The Toronto Boo-Jays.

What keeps Star Trek going?
Answer:Spock plugs.

What's a bug's favorite TV show?
Answer:"Fly Witness News."

What's the easiest way to get on television?
Answer:Sit on your set.

What detective takes bubble baths?
Answer:Sherlock Foams.

Why was the invisible man depressed?
Answer:He was all dressed up and had no face to go.

Who was Snow White's brother?
Answer:Egg White.  Get the yoke?

What's a hamburger's favorite movie director?
Answer:Sizzle B. DeMille.

How many letters are in the alphabet?
Answer:Twenty-four.  E. T. went home.

What kind of glasses does James Bond wear?
Answer:Spy focals.

What happened when the invisible man married the invisible woman?
Answer:The children were nothing to look at.

What did one Hollywood fly say to the other?
Answer:"I just passed my screen test."

Why did the Wicked Witch ride a broomstick to her castle?
Answer:The extension cord on her vacuum cleaner wasn't long enough.

What do you find at the end of Moby Dick?
Answer:A whale of a tail.

What kind of shoes does Mickey Mouse wear?
Answer:Squeakers.

How do gophers entertain themselves?
Answer:They watch underground movies.

What did the director say after shooting the mummy movie?
Answer:"Wrap it up."

What did the comedian say when he took off his clothes?
Answer:"Haven't you ever seen a comic strip?"

What keeps out bugs and shows movies?
Answer:Screens.

What did Batman have for lunch?
Answer:Alpha-bat soup.

What's the quietest sport on television?
Answer:Bowling...you can hear a pin drop.

Why does Dr. Jekyll go south for the winter?
Answer:To tan his Hyde.

What kind of TV program is shown early in the morning?
Answer:A breakfast serial.

Who did the Little Mermaid date?
Answer:She went out with the tide.

How did they find out how the Lone Ranger voted in the election?
Answer:He left a silver ballot.

What's the first thing Dracula went to see when he visited New York?
Answer:The Vampire State Building.

What do you get when you cross a teddy bear with a skunk?
Answer:Winnie the Phew.

What happened when the prisoners put on a show?
Answer:It was a cell-out.

What's a robot's favorite snack in a science fiction movie?
Answer:Computer chips.

What do you call a race track in outer space?
Answer:A star track.

Why was Cinderella such a bad basketball player?
Answer:She had a pumpkin for a coach.

What's Jaws' favorite food?
Answer:A submarine sandwich.

Who did the movie popcorn salute?
Answer:The kernel.

How did the puppet get into show business?
Answer:His friend pulled a few strings for him.

What's Mickey Mouse's favorite breakfast?
Answer:Mice Krispies.

What do you call an airplane that flies backward?
Answer:An error plane.

What's a pig's favorite television game show?
Answer:"Squeal of Fortune."

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip to outer space?
Answer:To find Pluto.

What's a cat's favorite play?
Answer:"Ro-meow and Juliet."

What do grizzly detectives look for?
Answer:The bear facts.

Will Christmas trees grow in Los Angeles?
Answer:No, but Hollywood.

What does Bugs Bunny get when he goes to the barber shop?
Answer:A hare-cut.

Where do spies do their shopping?
Answer:At a snooper market.

What kind of girl does the mummy go out with?
Answer:Any girl he can dig up.

Why did the cowboy aim his gun at the fan?
Answer:He was just shooting the breeze.

How did the Wicked Witch break the sound barrier?
Answer:With a sonic broom.

Why did Mrs. Claus bring her umbrella to the movies?
Answer:Because it may rain-deer.

How does Barbie like her hot dogs?
Answer:Barbie-cued.

Where does the Little Mermaid sleep?
Answer:In her water bed.

What kind of star wears sunglasses?
Answer:A movie star.

What did E. T. eat at the playground?
Answer:Recess Pieces.

What kind of cars do movie stars want to drive?
Answer:Os-cars.

What happens when a television writer takes too many baths?
Answer:He begins to write soap operas.

Why is it hot after a World Series game?
Answer:All the fans have gone.

What do you call an actor in a suit of armor?
Answer:A canned ham.

What is the Eskimo's theme song?
Answer:"There's No Business Like Snow Business."

How did Porky the Pig get to the hospital?
Answer:In a ham-bulance.

Why did the TV weather man lose his job?
Answer:Because the weather didn't agree with him.

Why didn't the hot dogs want to star in the movies?
Answer:Because the rolls weren't good enough.

How does Columbo eat dinner at home?
Answer:With a Falk.