What do cannibals make out of politicians? Answer:Bologna sandwiches.
How do cannibals cook politicians? Answer:In a crock pot.
What is a cannibal's favorite game? Answer:Swallow the leader.
Cannibal: "Shall I boil the new missionary?" Answer:Chief: "No, he's a Friar." When do cannibals leave the table? Answer:When everyone's eaten.
Did you hear about the cannibal who loved children? Answer:He just adored the platter of little feet.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show? Answer:A celebrity roast.
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school? Answer:He buttered up his teacher.
Where do cannibals shop for fine furniture? Answer:Eatin' Allen's. What did one angry cannibal say to the other? Answer:"Want a knuckle sandwich?"
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Answer:Because they taste funny.
What did the cannibal give his wife for Valentine's Day? Answer:A box of farmer's fannies.
Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food? Answer:He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Answer:Chocolate covered aunts.
What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner? Answer:The cold shoulder.
"These riddles are AWFUL! What are you still doing here?!"
What's a cannibal's worst nightmare? Answer:The tinman.
Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant? Answer:Dinner costs an arm and a leg.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Answer:Wiped his butt.
What do you call a redheaded cannibal? Answer:Full. Did you hear about the angry cannibal? Answer:He threw up his arms!
Did you hear about the outdoors man cannibal? Answer:He passed his brother in the woods.
Why would Ronald Reagan never have been eaten by cannibals? Answer:He was too hard to swallow.
What do you call a man in a boiling pot? Answer:Stew.
Sure they had meals on wheels in the days of cannibals. Answer:They were called traveling salesmen.
A young cannibal asked his mother what they were having for dinner. Answer:The mother cannibal replied, "Baked beings."
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