Why are so many lesbians vegetarians?
Answer:They don't want anything to do with meat.

Did you hear about the Polish lesbian?
Answer:She likes men.

What do you call a Jewish homosexual?
Answer:He-blew.

What do you call an Irish homosexual?
Answer:Gay-lick.

What do you call a Chinese homosexual?
Answer:Chew-man-chew.

How do you fit four gays at a crowded bar?
Answer:Turn the stool upside down.

What did one dyke say to another?
Answer:"Your face or mine?"