Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls:go after him AND his brother.

Good girls wear white cotton panties.
Bad girls:don't wear any.

Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls:wax their bikini lines.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot.
Bad girls:make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls:make reservations.

Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls:know they could do better.

Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls:never do either, unless he's very, very rich.

Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls:believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

Good girls love Italian food...
Bad girls:love Italian waiters.