SIDE EFFECTS OF TAKING VIAGRA:

 
  1. At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at a meeting, the table floats.

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  2. Your face is very pale due to lack of blood.

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  3. When you walk into a sauna, everyone stands and applauds.  

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  4. They begin to call you "the tripod."

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  5. You begin to think your mother in law is pretty.

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  6. Sunbathing nude outside standing: Birds perch on it.

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  7. Sunbathing nude outside lying down: You look like a sundial.

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  8. Everyone at the bank, grocery, etc., lets you go to the front of the line...

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  9. Compared to you, Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar.

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  10. You always lose limbo contests.

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  11. Lewinsky wants you to be President someday.

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  12. You can make drawings in the sand without having to find a stick.

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  13. You like to sleep on your back, so you had to remove the ceiling fan.