Really BAD Cannibal Riddles....
What did the cannibals say when they saw two hunters arrive in a jeep?

What do cannibals make out of politicians?

How do cannibals cook politicians?

What is a cannibal's favorite game?

Cannibal:  "Shall I boil the new missionary?"


When do cannibals leave the table?

Did you hear about the cannibal who loved children?

What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show?

Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?

Where do cannibals shop for fine furniture?


What did one angry cannibal say to the other?

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

What did the cannibal give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?

What do cannibals eat for dessert?

What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?

Lizzy the Lizard Lizzy the lizard sez:

"These riddles are AWFUL!
What are you still doing here?!"
What do British cannibals serve?

What's a cannibal's worst nightmare?

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

What do you call a redheaded cannibal?


Did you hear about the angry cannibal?

Did you hear about the outdoors man cannibal?

Why would Ronald Reagan never have been eaten by cannibals?

What do you call a man in a boiling pot?

Sure they had meals on wheels in the days of cannibals.

A young cannibal asked his mother what they were having for dinner.

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