ANSWER: Bible belt. QUESTION:What holds up Oral Roberts' pants?
ANSWER: Milk and honey. QUESTION:What do you get from a bee that has an udder?
ANSWER: Clean air, a virgin and a gas station open on Sunday. QUESTION:Name three things you won't find in Los Angeles.
ANSWER: Black and white and twenty feet tall. QUESTION:Describe Sister Mary Kong.
ANSWER: Ben Gay. QUESTION:Why didn't Mrs. Franklin have any kids?
ANSWER: An unmarried woman. QUESTION:What was Elizabeth Taylor between 3 and 5 pm on June 1, 1952?
ANSWER: Disjoint. QUESTION:What was dat hippie smoking? ANSWER: The Laughing Policeman. QUESTION:What do you call a cop who frisks himself?
ANSWER: Dustin Hoffman. QUESTION:Describe someone cleaning his Hoffman.
ANSWER: Until he gets caught. QUESTION:How long does a United States Congressman serve?
ANSWER: Old wives tale. QUESTION:What do cannibals find hard to digest?
ANSWER: Rub-a-dub-dub. QUESTION:What does a masseuse do to your dub-dub?
ANSWER: Shareholder. QUESTION:What did Sonny Bono used to be?
ANSWER: Skalliwags. QUESTION:What does your skalli do when it's happy?
ANSWER: David Frost. QUESTION:On a cold morning what forms on your david?
ANSWER: Head and shoulders. QUESTION:What do you see if you open the trunk of the Godfather's car? ANSWER: Hickory Dickory Dock. QUESTION:Who do you go to when you have a pain in your hickory dickory?
ANSWER: "Rose Bowl." QUESTION:What do you say when it's Rose's turn at the bowling alley?
ANSWER: That darn cat. QUESTION:Who ruined that darn rug?
ANSWER: High rollers. QUESTION:Describe a stoned bowling team.
ANSWER: Gunga din. QUESTION:What do you hear when you put an amplifier in your gunga?
ANSWER: "Follow the yellow brick road." QUESTION:What are good directions to a urologist's office?
ANSWER: At both ends. QUESTION:Where do New Yorkers put their dogs muzzles?
ANSWER: Igloo. QUESTION:What do you use to keep your ig from falling off? ANSWER: R-O-L-A-I-D-S. QUESTION:How does a stupid person spell "backgammon"?
ANSWER: Grape Nuts. QUESTION:What are Ernest and Julio Gallo?
ANSWER: Supervisor. QUESTION:What does Clark Kent wear to keep the sun out of his eyes?
ANSWER: Crabgrass. QUESTION:What do crabs get high on?
ANSWER: Shake-N-Bake. QUESTION:Describe a double feature with Earthquake and The Towering Inferno.
ANSWER: Blazing Saddles. QUESTION:What do they put on horses at the Preparation H Ranch?
ANSWER: Flypaper. QUESTION:What do you use to gift wrap a zipper?
ANSWER: Deep freeze. QUESTION:Name an Eskimo porno film.
ANSWER: Bedbug. QUESTION:What would Republicans use to eavesdrop on a hooker?
